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June 09 2015

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stickydoona:

-The Famous Four-
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June 07 2015

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

my amazon wishlist

bepeu:

peace and quiet

lochnessmonsterofficial:

Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why.

When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy little space heater. But he always does this weird thing and I didn’t figure out why until last night.

I’m a stomach-sleeper, while the rest of my family are back-sleepers. So Remmy has taken up this very different behavior with me (my family says he doesn’t do it with them). It always takes me a while to settle down, but when I do, Remmy takes his head off of his paws and rests it square in the center of my back.

So I’m thinking, “What’s the point of that? It can’t be comfortable. It cranes his neck in a funny way, and besides, every time I breathe his head goes up and down. That’s a weird thing.” So I formulate a hypothesis, and test it.

Last night, I got comfortable, Remmy put his head on my back, I waited a while, then I held my breath. It took him a while to react, but when he did, he fuckin lost it. He started whining and yipping, and repeatedly licking my face and hands. And I was like oh my god.

Conclusion: my dog noticed that I slept in a way that was different from the rest of my family, thought “that kid is gonna die” and made sure that I never stopped breathing in the middle of the night.

Dogs are fuckin smart as hell. What a wonderful animal.

Today, I fucked up... by thinking my cat wanted to sleep next to me

today-ifuckedup:

I woke up less than an hour ago to hissing and barking. I then heard my bluetick coonhound jump down from the bed and felt the tabby cat run up my spine and sit on my head. (Normally, my dog and cat will compete for bed real estate to be closer to my face/head. Usually, it is a rather quiet event. ) The dog was still agitated, and I told her in a half-mumble to go to her crate. She didn’t. She kept barking as the cat hissed and jumped to the window sill. I then turned on my lamp that was almost knocked down in the process to see just what was going on.

“It is early morning, damnit! I want to get some sleeeeeeeepoooooooholyshit!”

My cat was not a cat. It was a large scared raccoon.

June 06 2015

kawoahrunagisa:

it’s 2am and i had access to photobooth of course this happened

there are so many things you can do

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the cartoon dizzy thing

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the hitachiin twins

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the girugamesh

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become perfectly symmetrical

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give the coolest person you know a fist bump

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under the sea

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gays on the moon

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the orb

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don’t tell me you’ve never wanted to be the baby sun from teletubbies that’s a lie

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“may the force be with you” - dr. who

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the traveller

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the potion seller

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the bandersnitch cucumberbranch

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the dorito face senpai

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and that’s how you waste an hour of your life on photobooth

June 05 2015

Tis the season for senior quotes

misskrystyl:

I was looking through my brother’s yearbook and I’m dying

I’ll share a few of my favorites but there are so many

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The fandoms are strong with these ones

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Jabs at reality are always a favorite

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And my personal favorite

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http://fiercecoffeedragon.tumblr.com/post/120762713838/ronandhermy-zenosanalytic-chazkeats

ronandhermy:

zenosanalytic:

chazkeats:

autisticenjolras:

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop…

ruinedchildhood:

Why do I find this so funny 😂 

captain-levi-attackerman:

Only the prophecy will tell

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June 04 2015

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starkiddraco:

cheeblogger:

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every time this shows up on my dash I am 100% going to reblog it.

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amroyounes:

Time for some kitchen charts to help you adult better ;)

June 02 2015

bellamysbelle:

do you ever like not talk for a while and then someone says something to you and you try to respond but it comes out as a creepy whisper thing bc your voice is dead

June 01 2015

creepyjirachi:

me watching shows alone: tears up at every little thing, cries at every death & the climax of every arc, is generally very gay and emotional

me watching shows around other people: never cries, makes bad jokes and smart ass comments the entire time

May 30 2015

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